Things That Hate Mike Jones: Kroger Edition

So, for this post, I decided to list a couple things that i'm pretty sure hate me and try to understand why they do, with a maybe funny conclusion if i'm lucky!

Kroger's Garbage Disposal: For some reason, the garbage disposal decided to spit icky gross water at me. It missed, but it was a bitch none the less.

The Apple Case: Apples at Kroger are very fickle fruits and like to unstack themselves almost immediately, requiring another 20 minutes of careful restacking.

Lazy People and Customers who think the backroom is a magic portal: Basically, some people I work with like to be stealth lazy. I would almost not mind if they were upfront about it, but alas, they are not. Also, Customers who think that the backroom is this magical place that can conjure anything (including guitar picks, which a customer asked me to look for) love to drive Mike crazy.

I starting to suspect that these things are all connected by weekly planning sessions i'm not invited to...

PS: We are having technical difficulties (we're stupid) with the podcast, so it may not be able to be listened to for awhile...boo