Why is this a Blog?

So, I was thinking about that book I always semi-joked about writing called "Everybody Hates Mike Jones". Well, I then realized that nobody would buy it if I ever wrote it, so I decided to turn it into a blog so I wouldn't have to put in the effort of making a book to have nobody read it anyway. Enjoy!

Monday, May 17, 2010

Drug Tests and LOST

Review of the Day: DRUGS

Today was the first time I had ever been drug tested (for a job interview that went very well by the way). The interviewer was asking very typical questions about job history and all that business, when she was all of the sudden, she said "DRUG TEST TIME." Almost immediately, I got very paranoid about the fact I used mouthwash approximately half an hour, but soon realized that was dumb. But I continued my paranoia, pondering if someone sprinkled planted opium on my cereal this morning. I get bothered by the strangest things...

LOST Rant:

The more I think about Across the Sea, the more that episode intrigues me. I went from enjoyment, to great disappointment, to enjoyment of a completely different kind. Just take a few seconds to think about what main character Jacob is similar to, and you'll realize that there is much more to this episode than meets the eye (Lost=Transformers?!?). While this certainly wasn't the best episode of Lost, it is certainly one the strangest and most intriguing episodes in the series.

Question of the Day: What is your favorite useless super power?

Mine is definitely the ability to loosen people's shoes to the point that they debate taking the time to retie them. Internal strife is really funny when A. It's over pointless things and B. Not happening to you.

yours?
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  1. MarkMcCMay 17, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    NICE FIND ABOUT LOST!!! I hadnt thought about it at all until you mentioned Jacob being like that certain other character, and HOLY SCHMOLIES!!! Nicely done sir. (btw, you are thinking of a character whose name rhymes with crack, right?)

    Favorite useless super power: Being able to have the windows in my car automatically be open the exact same amount. It is perhaps the only thing that I am OCD about, and it would be really nice not to have to think about it whenever I open my windows.

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