The Quest for the Jorbz: Part 2 and another story...

Hunting for jobs can be a frustrating, unrewarding process sometimes.

End of Part 2

In much more interesting news, I present my fascinating expose of The Great Toy Story Cocktease

Now that I have your attention (and that of some lawyers, but nobody hates me that much right?) i'll spin my yarns. So, I was reading the paper this morning, and came across an article about free screenings of Toy Story 3, hoping to generate buzz on The Facebooks and The Twitters. However, there was a dastardly catch: the screening only went 65 minutes in and ended with a cliff hanger.

http://www.dramabutton.com/

(Following the link makes this post a lot funnier, I promise)

While most people wouldn't be too bothered by this, I became very peeved with Disney because I usually get bothered by dumb things no one else cares about (LOST re-runs). The only thing that came to my mind was this: So, you're at you Victorian era Ball and there are many kind women to waltz with, but there is that one with that frickin' fan. Being all coy and what not? Like this:

(Thanks for the photo Jackie Forman!!!!)

They make all those crazy fan signals, pretending to send messages, but mostly just messing with the minds of fine Vicotrian gentleman. Disney is that girl at the dance. Not sure why, but they're sneaky plot to generate buzz just grinds my gears.

I also have this unshakeable image of a mustache twirling villian at Disney, planning to conquer the internet by being a jerk to everybody.



http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2228494276

In his defense, having an evil mustache would be pretty sweet and make a damn good excuse for being evil. I should get to work on that...

Moral of this way too long story: Bizzare anecdotes are great ways to make a post without having anything really important happen.