Why is this a Blog?

So, I was thinking about that book I always semi-joked about writing called "Everybody Hates Mike Jones". Well, I then realized that nobody would buy it if I ever wrote it, so I decided to turn it into a blog so I wouldn't have to put in the effort of making a book to have nobody read it anyway. Enjoy!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The Quest for the Jorbz: Part 1

Fake One Word Review of the Day: BOOSH

As a college student home for the summer, I knew it would only be so long (about 30 minutes before I got home, in my case) before mom would pester about jobs. Basically, all of yesterday was spent scouring Snag a Job and telling my computer for the 50th time that I "excited to work in fast paced and rewarding environments"

So after I finished applying everywhere, I relaxed and said "Ahh, my summer can begin". However, mom pulled the ole' "LOL JK. YOU CAN'T HAVE SUMMER YET! Go and follow up with these places Muahahaha". After this major plot twist, I drove around Columbus all day, and came home with two strike outs and two "we'll call you back"

Sigh

On a happier note, LOST is on tonight, Iron Man 2 comes out Friday, and I ironically have free time because i don't have a job.

Peace

PS: Pretty sure we can add "Companies who post jobs online, but tell you they don't have any in person" to list of People, Countries, and Mobs that Hate Mike Jones.

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