Why is this a Blog?

So, I was thinking about that book I always semi-joked about writing called "Everybody Hates Mike Jones". Well, I then realized that nobody would buy it if I ever wrote it, so I decided to turn it into a blog so I wouldn't have to put in the effort of making a book to have nobody read it anyway. Enjoy!

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Secret Kroger Adventure and Toy Story 3

So the other day at work, I was asked to drive over to another Kroger to pick up some corn. Finding driving much more fun than fruit stacking, I agreed to do so. Little did I know that I was on a super secret mission.

When I arrived at the target area, I began to sweep the area for "the goods." I blended right in with the locals, having much experience with the dialect such as "shallots are this way sir" and "let me check the back room." After a couple of hours, I was able to find my contact on the inside and pick up "the goods" after the secret base was infiltrated I was on my way to the extraction point when my cover was almost blown. One of the guards asked me about the price of particular good. She caught me unaware, but I was able to throw out a "1.99 a pound" before I made it to the extraction point and made my getaway.

when I got back to my Kroger, I was asked if i got the goods.

"mission accomplished"

Toy Story 3 is also really really really good
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2 comments:

  1. WangabangyJune 24, 2010 at 7:11 PM

    You told me to comment.

    I didn't read this.

    But I'll comment.

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  2. beltzkJuly 12, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    Ohmygosh Kroger sounds so awesome! Hope you're having a good summer!

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